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slob on the knob 

to get or give a blowjob, head...you know sucking dick.
man, i can't wait until she shuts up and slob on the knob.
slob on the knob by x January 16, 2004

Slob on the knob 

Slob on the knob is when you put too much lotion on your hands, and you cannot get it open.
"I had to slob on the knob in my sisters room this morning"
Slob on the knob by Knob Slopper February 11, 2019

Bob the Slob Knob 

Performance of fellatio on the male penis.
He had a micro but I was still able to Bob the slob knob.

My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
Bob the Slob Knob by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB 

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!
that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob 

slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch
Me and her got in the bed last night and she slob on my knob like corn on the cob
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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