sligstorm

To phail at failing... Usually an epic failure at attempting to impress other people.

"Dude, that guy just got sligstormed!"
"He's pulling another sligstorm..."

by Haxalot88 April 13, 2008

sligstorm

1 - To make up unsound fabrications to get public attention.
2 - To commonly mass spread plaglarism and claim author to things that aren't yours.

"That kid just stole my homework and put his name on it! What a sligstorm!"

by Forrrest April 14, 2008

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".

Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!

by Kestutis October 20, 2010

Mexican Shitstorm

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)

A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"

by Roisin Dubh VII April 25, 2013

shitstorm

A gigantic cluster fuck... but not in a military sense.

A huge fuck-up of epic proportions of some sort or another and its ensuing calamity. As in, the person or normal situation you were supposed to be a part of is now so totally screwed up as to turn the entire scenario into a farce; or something that could end up in you going to either jail or losing your profession.

Holy shit... I went into the office today, and I was fully unprepared for the ensuing shitstorm. This client was so fucked up, I couldn't believe that I was actually part of this human tragedy. I think I will give up finance and take up digging ditches.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 6, 2006

San Diego Shitstorm

Getting diarrhea and then shitting all over your partner's face. Eating several Volcano Tacos at Taco Bell can greatly enhance the experience.

My favorite sexual maneuver is the San Diego Shitstorm, although cleaning up afterwards can be quite time consuming.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

shitstorm

A course of action that would appear to lead to a good outcome, but when undertaken, leads to a situation that is utterly out of control beyond human comprehension.

Instead of being over in a weekend, project Iraqi Freedom turned out to be a shitstorm.

by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003