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slimefuck 

An person who annoys you in every way possible
"Richard is a major slimefuck."
slimefuck by Johnissoevil February 1, 2004

slimefuck 

A slimefuck is a person who is fucking slimy, and also retarded. the fact that they are slimy could refer to their lack of personal quality, hygiene, appearance, personal taste and lack of class, along with the fact they are a total dipshit and everyone hates them. generally all slimefucks are so shitty, that even other slimefucks dont like them, but this is not always the case. sometimes, slimefucks can roughly form together to form any number of slimy organizations, wether it be a law firm, real estate agency, used car lot, or political group.
"I spoke with a salesman today and he tried to sell me the worst tools I've ever used, that slimefuck. all of the tools broke, so I kicked his slimy ass"

"there was a slimefuck on the bus today that was eating a can of beans, and spilled em everywhere. his feet stunk, and then he puked on himself. got kicked off right after but the slime he left ruined the bus permanently"
slimefuck by ApoC_101 June 30, 2008

Sidefucking 

The act of fucking people on the side while in a horrible long distance relationship. Since people cannot cope with long distance relationships they need the additional sexual satisfaction of having sex with other people. The long distance partner cannot possibly satisfy the other through the use of phone or web sex, so additional partners are required to quench this desire.
D: So how's your boyfriend in Vancouver doing?
J: So fucking bad, thank god I'm sidefucking.
D: Oh I know what you mean, sidefucking is essential. Like when I was dating that chick in Utah.
Sidefucking by Tetherel November 8, 2010

Slidefucking 

The act of a man putting the top of his penis on a girls vagina during sex, but rather than going in it, rub it up and down, with his penis between the tops of the girls thighs. Very useful when intercourse is not desired for one reason or another. Condoms are unnecessary, but optional.
"hey, were you having sex with that girl last night?"

"no i wish, we were just Slidefucking."
Slidefucking by balltoohard10 December 31, 2011

Slitherfuck 

A thot that is two faced.
“Omg look at Alex she’s such a Slitherfuck!”

Shut up you slitherfuck”
Slitherfuck by Pastelbleh November 15, 2017

Silverfuck 

I was so lonely and bored last night, I silverfucked myself.
Silverfuck by rjatki February 4, 2010