Sidefucking 

The act of fucking people on the side while in a horrible long distance relationship. Since people cannot cope with long distance relationships they need the additional sexual satisfaction of having sex with other people. The long distance partner cannot possibly satisfy the other through the use of phone or web sex, so additional partners are required to quench this desire.

D: So how's your boyfriend in Vancouver doing?
J: So fucking bad, thank god I'm sidefucking.
D: Oh I know what you mean, sidefucking is essential. Like when I was dating that chick in Utah.

Sidefucking by Tetherel November 8, 2010

Slidefucking 

The act of a man putting the top of his penis on a girls vagina during sex, but rather than going in it, rub it up and down, with his penis between the tops of the girls thighs. Very useful when intercourse is not desired for one reason or another. Condoms are unnecessary, but optional.

"hey, were you having sex with that girl last night?"

"no i wish, we were just Slidefucking."

Slidefucking by balltoohard10 December 31, 2011

sidehacking 

A stealth form of male masturbation performed while wearing pants, typically in a semi-public setting such as a movie theater or while driving. In order to sidehack a man must first position his penis along his inner thigh. He will them stimulate the penis by rubbing or stroking his inside thigh through his pants.

You see that hot chick at the bar last night?

Yeah, I was sidehacking it the whole way home.

sidehacking by sidehacker October 2, 2006

smilefucking 

The art of someone telling you what you want to hear, but unlikely that it will be taken seriously or actually happen.

He seemed very open to the customer request. Or he was just smilefucking us.

smilefucking by Karl Jarrells February 16, 2021

side fucking 

in the act of fucking ones partner from the left or right side with the armpit; with or without the use of anal beads; penetration optional; pleasure mandatory; herpes dependent; CAUTION: Extreme use of the side fuck may result in direct arm pit rash; also known as tube rash; in this case known as the side fuck rash

When I was done side fucking my girlfriend, I told that bitch to make a sandwich.

side fucking by Andy,& Pat January 2, 2009

Sodafucking

It means u hab drunk too much soda.
more than 6 cans and over...
or until u piss on ur girlfriend...

I wuz so piss drunk,when I had a sodafucking at the party...

Sodafucking by balls II December 7, 2004

somefuckinghow 

when you just cant say "some fucking how" like a normal human, or really anyone,even kyle

-did you see the video where they are Munging someone? it was hot.
-how did you find that? But in the first place,why? And somefuckinghow you found it hot, You are really a disgrace.

somefuckinghow by Shiroless November 27, 2019