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thomasville slicker 

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"
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slicker than cum on a gold tooth 

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
Another variation of the common phrase "Dickhead" but a little more offensive to a Philly native... commonly used in Northeast Philadelphia, and Bucks County...
"Hey you know that boul Joey?"
"Yeah I know that boul, he a whole dickhead"
"Nawl dawg, he a SLICKHEAD ass nigga"
Slickhead by Slickhead January 10, 2015

Chuck a Sickie 

When someone takes the day of school/work, claiming "Sickness" when they are not sick.
Mostly used by Australian Students who have a test or assignment due.
Teacher: Philip?
Philip: Here
Teacher: Jack
*silence
Philip: He decided to chuck a sickie, Sir.

City Slicker 

City Slickers are usually seen behind the wheel of a Fancy german car, wearing Gucci loafers and sporting a Park avenue manicure (due to their belief in good grooming). They can't into farming, and will attempt to plant gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6, when they actually need a 7-8 max (See: Old simpson place)
Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car!

Slickdeal 

(n):

1. The cheapest of all deals available on the internet.

2. The slickdeal becomes an obsession from which you purchase many useless items for no apparent reason, leaving your apartment/house/tenement cluttered with really really cheap stuff.

3. A slickdeal can also be a free item, a stolen item, or a price mistake. If any of these slickdeals become available, the true slickdealer will try and get as many of the item until said item is out of stock.

(v): To purchase something at a really cheap price; to get free samples or any free good or service; to steal something, thus getting the slickest of all slickdeals.
(n): Chang, you're never going to guess the slickdeal I got today!

(v): Holy Crap Walter, I can't believe you managed to slickdeal all of those free Dr. Peppers!
Slickdeal by TheWiz94 May 10, 2009