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shoe lover 

Someone with a shoe fetish. Shoe lovers usually prefer sweaty shoes over clean ones. Shoe lovers masturbate by humping shoes, shoving shoes up their butt, by shoving shoes up someone else's butt or by deepthroating shoes.
That gayboy said he wants to shove as many shoes as he can fit into Ryan's big bubble booty. He must be a shoe lover
shoe lover by Gay ballerhino April 4, 2019
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tennis shoe Ernie 

The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.
Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunset today?
tennis shoe Ernie by comaco November 26, 2010

Shoeburyness High School 

An absolute shit show. The language department is on an absolute mad one, they hire pedos with sweat patches the size of Spain itself.
Shoeburyness is full of year 7s, that are barely up to my kneecaps, walking about the streets smoking. Also, everyone there is either actually depressed or has a self-diagnosed ‘mental illness’ because they think it’s fUn and qUirKy. My heart goes out to all those who have Mr. Gower as a teacher, Therapy is always an option xoxo
Have you heard of Shoeburyness High School?

The one full of walking, talking Wotsits™ With eyebrows 17 shades too dark, further back than their hairline?

yeah, that one.

shoe horned 

Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.

Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.
The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.

"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."
shoe horned by Waffletron May 2, 2016

Rule of Shoe 

Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead
Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead
Rule of Shoe by 1stonedrogue December 25, 2017

Tennis Shoe Money 

Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.
What's up with the silver sneakers at the office?

He's got Tennis Shoe Money.