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slerpies 

mouth herpes
jim got slerpies from savannah. you mean from 7-11 , no you get slerpies from having oral sex on a herpes infested twat
slerpies by Harold Bauls March 23, 2021
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Friday sleepies 

Despite the excitement of Friday, you are exhausted from a long week.
I have a serious case of the Friday sleepies.

sleepies and poopies 

The name for a person that gets so drunk that they fall asleep on the floor and wake up to find they have vomitted and shit their pants.
"Omg! That girl was so drunk last night she deffinetly pulled a sleepies and poopies...and that guy guy still had sex with her..but not in the butt, obviously!"

sleepies 

Man when I woke up I had some major sleepies in my eyes.
sleepies by Poppit May 15, 2005

scerpies 

When a lady of the night with scurvy/herpes wiped my dick on her face it gave me scerpies
scerpies by James Milligan January 11, 2008

no sleepies 

after a night full of drinking...no knocking out early! gotta stay awake, champ status. sleep when the sun comes up. no sleep, cant sleep, wont sleep, all that shiet.
Chris: Damn this foos turnt! I bet you anything once this foo sits down he's gonna knock the fuck out.

Pat: fuck that foo, no sleepies hoe!
no sleepies by fvnkerrrrr July 1, 2011

free slurpies 

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease
'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."
free slurpies by adamroth February 23, 2011
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I hit a real purple patch.

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