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Sleazed Ham 

A ham that is rediculiously perverted and slovenly
Sleazed Ham: "When I was fucking her she got the pink glove so I had to use your lotion on her"
Sleazed Ham by big pun March 11, 2003

Sleazeberry 

A person who will undertake the act of being a sleaze at any opportunity. This is accentuated when the sleazeberry is under the influence of alcohol, and can reach dangerous levels when there is both alcohol and large numbers of attractive members of the opposite sex in the vicinity.
See that guy desperately flirting with those cheerleaders? What a sleazeberry.
Sleazeberry by BlackAndGold#16 October 25, 2012

sleaze metal 

Often confused with hair metal, but slightly different. Many did have big hair, but these bands were not as pop-ish in their sound: they were heavier.
Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns N' Roses, among others
sleaze metal by bassness June 28, 2005

Sleazemeister 

Whatever you want, the sleazemeister can get it for you.
Sleazemeister by wardswords November 29, 2016

Sleazelexia 

When reading a line of text, your brain switches out a word or words, making an innocent sentence dirty.
When reading Harry Potter, my sleazelexia kept changing the word "wand" to "wang".

He wrote he wanted me to get him a pumpkin but I read it as blumpkin.
Sleazelexia by Curbylicious November 9, 2014

sleazebag 

a slimey, untrustworthy person, usually male, especially in dealings with the opposite sex
He tried to pick up every girl in the room, and they were all young enough to be his daughters. What a sleazebag!
sleazebag by dodgy October 9, 2003
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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