Saltatoes: When your Mcdonalds fries are so heavily salted that eating them will probably give you a heart attack.
Consumer: βdo you have an idea of how much these should be salted?β
Cashier: βenough to make it taste right.β
Consumer: βbitch if I were to eat more than 5 of these I would either die from a heart attack, diabeties, or a stroke.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"