Definitions by EbonyShinigami
saltatoes
Saltatoes: When your Mcdonalds fries are so heavily salted that eating them will probably give you a heart attack.
Consumer: “do you have an idea of how much these should be salted?”
Cashier: “enough to make it taste right.”
Consumer: “bitch if I were to eat more than 5 of these I would either die from a heart attack, diabeties, or a stroke.
These are fuckin saltatoes.”
Cashier: “enough to make it taste right.”
Consumer: “bitch if I were to eat more than 5 of these I would either die from a heart attack, diabeties, or a stroke.
These are fuckin saltatoes.”
saltatoes by EbonyShinigami November 12, 2017
cannonball baby
A person so stupid and who acts as if they have slammed their head against and oncoming bus repeatedly, or their mother queefed while giving birth killing many.
Used to describe anyone stupid enough to even exist.
Used to describe anyone stupid enough to even exist.
(In warframe trade chat)
(Guy 1): legendary core for 120?! This guy is an idiot!
(Guy two): this is the kind of guy who seems like he was born a cannonball baby
(Guy 1): legendary core for 120?! This guy is an idiot!
(Guy two): this is the kind of guy who seems like he was born a cannonball baby
cannonball baby by EbonyShinigami October 30, 2017