Slappie

A person who fucks around in the weight room or any place where someone is actually trying to be serious, work, and/or get things done

“Hey did you see Bees? He was tossing the weights and dancing. What a fuckin slappie”

“Yeah I saw that. We have too many slappies”

by BigKahuna144 October 9, 2019

slappie

to display great proficiency in the popular video game "Fortnite", or to act in a manner that would suggest that one is very horny.

"Dude, were you slappieing?" "Hell yeah. I got a victory royale and then I slappied my girlfriend."

by onearmedwolfkr March 18, 2021

slappie

n. A slap up dinner, a feast.

You up for a movie and a slappie somewhere in town later?

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

cockie slappie

A term with a dual meaning, an alternative term do describe the cider based 'snakebite' drink. Also a rare term to describe the act of using ones penis as an adapted weapon, usually aimed at the face.

"Are you out tonight for a cocki slappie?" or "I need a policeman, I've just been cockie slappied by those happy-slappers"

by Alan D B May 1, 2007

slapperdoodle

A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")

"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"

by drbone August 29, 2013

cell slapped

An act when someone is in the middle of a conversation and the other party whips out their cell phone, cutting the other participant off, and showing the back of their phone. Figuratively being "slapped" by the phone. Hence the word "cell slapped". A bit worse than a pimp slap.

Yo, I was talking to that bitch and she cell slapped me; How rude!

by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016

Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016