slangam

The juice that precedes ejaculation; pre-come.

"By the time we got out of the the taxi, the insides of my boxers were smeared with slangam."

by Stelrad Doulton January 6, 2012

slagamama

A term of abuse used for people who are just generally being a bitchy and/or a slag.

Person 1: I hate that boy, george!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a right slagamama

by kirstle February 23, 2009

sangam

When a person possesses the ability to be fun loving and the life and soul of the party, but also sensible and practical in life.

Ahh she's so sorted as a person, she's so sangam

Julie has such a sangam personality

I wish I was more Sangam

Ahh Mick pulled a sangam there (when he passed his exams, made a 100 friends, stayed sincere, went out, and travelled the world!)

by sunshinepot March 4, 2016

Sangamon's Principle

"The simpler the molecule, the better the drug. So the best drug is oxygen. Only two atoms. The second-best, nitrous oxide - a mere three atoms. The third-best, ethanol - nine. Past that, you're talking lots of atoms." From Neal Stephenson's Zodiac.

There is a little further background to this. The more complicated the molecule, the more unpredictable it is. Therefore, drugs like Cannabis, heroin,etc, are out of the window because of the increased chances of those complex substances fucking up your body.

Play it safe. Keep to Sangamons Principle.

"I used to be Straightedge, but now I adhere to Sangamons Principle."

"Why'd you change?"

"I like promiscuous sex and drink."

"Fair enough..."

by Paragon Pariah March 27, 2005

Sangamithra

She's the alluring, mysterious hot chic. Doesn't talk until probed but once you get to know her she's probably the best girl you ever had. She's smart and sarcastically funny. She can either kill you with kindness or destroy you with mental games. She cannot function in the grey area. Sad.

Sangamithra is probably the most exciting and dangerous woman I've ever met.

by bunnybabe85 November 24, 2021

fake slangasm

The act of creating a fictional slang term or phrase which is never seriously used by anyone specifically for addition to Urban Dictionary. The word or phrase usually comes into actual use among a few isolated groups after being accepted to Urban Dictionary, which may or may not include the author and his friends.

"Madraploop" is totally a fake slangasm.

by FacelessSchmuck April 15, 2007

big slanga

zachary mf james boyd

girl: who is that guy over there
girl 2: oh that’s big slanga

by zkjjb June 6, 2021