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slackattack 

A condition that strikes a once helpfull individual and causes them to suddenly not want to do anything. The affliction often never improves and usually the victim becomes more lazy and will slack off beyond all hope.
Dad ( after work ); "Why aren't the leaves raked ?"
Mom (After cleaning house all day, paying bills, still washing last nights dishes and preparing dinner.); "Our houseguest had another slackattack."
slackattack by jpg3 November 28, 2011
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slackajacking 

Jon got the number from that chick two weeks ago and he still hasn't called. He's slackajacking.
slackajacking by Lerebreezy March 18, 2009

flackattack 

To hit someone over the head with a glass lamp or object while they are sleeping
She had been reading his text messages, thought he was cheating before carrying out a flackattack
flackattack by Bozmo December 23, 2019

slackalacka 

See Crackalacka.... then replace "white person" with "Slacker".
Why don't you get back to work, slackalacka... you've been googling all day long. Why don't you do some work?
slackalacka by slackalacka September 9, 2010

spackattack 

derived from spastic originally then spacker then spackattack its when someone has a spasticated attack like a epileptic fit only there not epileptic when someone decides they are going to act really really wierd and dance in funny ways or say stupid things they are having a spackattack
stop having a spackattack in my room do it outside
spackattack by boonking July 6, 2011

Smackattack 

The worst of something, opposite to Sparkarama. Usually refering to girls.

Created by OllieOC
Liam Chinese: 'Ollie, check out this girl she's really fit.'

OllieOC: 'Are you fucking kidding she's Smackattack'

Liam Chinese: 'Your right as usual.'

OllieOC: 'I Know.'
Smackattack by OllieOC April 11, 2011

Slack-Attack 

The act of purposefully slacking off on an activity (homework, practice, working out, cleaning, etc.) by not completing the activity in its entirety or taking extreme short cuts to avoid having to work hard or spend a considerable amount of time on the activity.
I'm definitely going to slack-attack my workout this afternoon. I'm only going to ride a bike for 30 minutes and just forget about that 2 mile run and lift that I am supposed to do..
Slack-Attack by sschirem March 7, 2013