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slack-jam
The result of improper or hasty removal of one's pants. Slack-jam typically occurs when the shoes, especially lace-ups, are not removed prior to removal of the pants.
1. In his haste to slip into something more comfortable, he required the help of his room-mate to extricate his shoes and feet from his pants in a rather nasty example of slack-jam.
slack-jam by Topmounter January 25, 2008
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Snack Jam
Pinning a snack bag against a cabinet's interior to seal the air out. Usually done in a shortage of chip clips.
Snack Jam by loloctopus February 14, 2013
nut sack jam
A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.
An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
nut sack jam by Christina1985 December 9, 2017
jam smack
Hitting somebody or something with all your effort and might.
using either your hand or full body to intensify the impact.
you can also get a running start, that is the true jam smack.
using either your hand or full body to intensify the impact.
you can also get a running start, that is the true jam smack.
Jamble Sack
Possibly the funniest thing you can do to a friend when they are sleeping. You stand up and jiggle your testicals in their face and masturbate at the same time. Then you ejaculate all over their face and up their nose.
Kevin: Dude, you got the best jamble sack last night!
Ben: By who?
Kevin: ME!!
Ben: "*punches Kevin in the face*
Ben: By who?
Kevin: ME!!
Ben: "*punches Kevin in the face*
Jamble Sack by FlyingFortress July 19, 2009
Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack!
"Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack!" has the meaning of when you are in so much pain you dont know what to say.
"AAAGGHHH!1 HHAHAAAAAAAAAHGJKLHKJHLGG HH UUUAAHH AHHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AAHH JAMALANG AB-B--B-B-AACK! A-A TUNG A SACK!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
"What"
"You know, Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack! When i dont know what to say when im in so much pain, you know?"
"Why is it all of a sudden you can speak properly?"
"I dont know. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH"
"What"
"You know, Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack! When i dont know what to say when im in so much pain, you know?"
"Why is it all of a sudden you can speak properly?"
"I dont know. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH"
Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack! by Crustavo April 3, 2026
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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