slack-jam 

The result of improper or hasty removal of one's pants. Slack-jam typically occurs when the shoes, especially lace-ups, are not removed prior to removal of the pants.

1. In his haste to slip into something more comfortable, he required the help of his room-mate to extricate his shoes and feet from his pants in a rather nasty example of slack-jam.

slack-jam by Topmounter January 25, 2008

slack jam 

what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes

The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.

slack jam by peggi May 22, 2011

Snack Jam 

Pinning a snack bag against a cabinet's interior to seal the air out. Usually done in a shortage of chip clips.

Roommate 1: Bro, were out of chip clips.

Roommate 2: God damn it Carl just snack jam it.

Snack Jam by loloctopus February 14, 2013

nut sack jam 

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.

An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.

That idiot just got himself into a nut sack jam.

nut sack jam by Christina1985 December 9, 2017

jam smack

Hitting somebody or something with all your effort and might.

using either your hand or full body to intensify the impact.

you can also get a running start, that is the true jam smack.

"Cory was standing by the pond so i ran up behind him and jam smacked his ass into the water!"

"if you don't stop talking about football i'm going to jam smack you!"

jam smack by dbrown907 January 8, 2010

Jamble Sack 

Possibly the funniest thing you can do to a friend when they are sleeping. You stand up and jiggle your testicals in their face and masturbate at the same time. Then you ejaculate all over their face and up their nose.

Kevin: Dude, you got the best jamble sack last night!
Ben: By who?
Kevin: ME!!
Ben: "*punches Kevin in the face*

Jamble Sack by FlyingFortress July 19, 2009

Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack!

"Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack!" has the meaning of when you are in so much pain you dont know what to say.

"AAAGGHHH!1 HHAHAAAAAAAAAHGJKLHKJHLGG HH UUUAAHH AHHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AAHH JAMALANG AB-B--B-B-AACK! A-A TUNG A SACK!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
"What"
"You know, Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack! When i dont know what to say when im in so much pain, you know?"
"Why is it all of a sudden you can speak properly?"
"I dont know. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Jamalang Ab-ack, a tung, a sack! by Crustavo April 3, 2026