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A place where you jump on trampolines and nail little kids in the face while playing dodge ball
Hey bro let's go to skyzone today
Mom can you bring us
skyzone by Wille17 May 11, 2014
Related Words
skyson • shyson • Skison • skylon • skyzone • skyboner • skyon • sayson • skyboned • skyboning
Summer is cool and all, but I'm ready for the skison already.
Skison by dalph September 23, 2011
A speech made in years 7, 8, 9 and 10 of an Oxfordshire school. People spend time on them and generally find them to be the single worst experience of their life. Watching them is perhaps one of the most tedious exercises anyone can participate in with the rare exception of a good speech, such as those made by many year 10 students in Spring 2010.
Did you hear McGazza's syson ? It was epic.
Goetz scared me with his syson.
Mark's syson was on the moon landings being faked. What an idiothole!
Syson by McGazza May 29, 2010
A hardening of the male genitalia that occurs when the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is mentioned. It is usually followed by dragon shaped ejaculation flying out of the subject's penis hole.
Richard heard us talking about duel wieling in Skyim and got an enormous SkyBoner.
SkyBoner by Rock star from mars November 10, 2011
Skymonk has a ugly hair and a uglyer face. He goes OOF OOF every time he wants food. He thinks he tough but he is a pussy ass nigger. He has a girl with a boy name so he is a gay fag. But is actually really lit
Skymonk just asked his 2 month old sister to get him noodles. Someone call the doctor again
Skymonk by Acebill July 8, 2019

skyzone balls 

Skyzone balls is when you shave your ballsack and start jumping on the trampolines at skyzone, and it performs a loud clapping sound.
“When I was at skyzone, I was jumping and everyone heard my skyzone balls!”
skyzone balls by BumHole69420 February 20, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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