A speech made in years 7, 8, 9 and 10 of an Oxfordshire school. People spend time on them and generally find them to be the single worst experience of their life. Watching them is perhaps one of the most tedious exercises anyone can participate in with the rare exception of a good speech, such as those made by many year 10 students in Spring 2010.

Did you hear McGazza's syson ? It was epic.
Goetz scared me with his syson.
Mark's syson was on the moon landings being faked. What an idiothole!

Syson by McGazza May 29, 2010

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SkyBoner

A hardening of the male genitalia that occurs when the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is mentioned. It is usually followed by dragon shaped ejaculation flying out of the subject's penis hole.

Richard heard us talking about duel wieling in Skyim and got an enormous SkyBoner.

SkyBoner by Rock star from mars November 10, 2011

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Skymonk

Skymonk has a ugly hair and a uglyer face. He goes OOF OOF every time he wants food. He thinks he tough but he is a pussy ass nigger. He has a girl with a boy name so he is a gay fag. But is actually really lit

Skymonk just asked his 2 month old sister to get him noodles. Someone call the doctor again

Skymonk by Acebill July 8, 2019

skyzone balls

Skyzone balls is when you shave your ballsack and start jumping on the trampolines at skyzone, and it performs a loud clapping sound.

“When I was at skyzone, I was jumping and everyone heard my skyzone balls!”

skyzone balls by BumHole69420 February 20, 2022

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