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Skyperbating 

A pastime enjoyed by adventure-seeking cheating wives.
"Little did I know that her late nights included Skyperbating strangers she met playing Backgammon"
Skyperbating by SF Sap September 26, 2017

Skypterbating 

masturibating while on skype
I walked in on my roomate Dylan B, skypterbating.
Skypterbating by Elliot S.. October 19, 2009

Skyperbation 

1. Mutual masturbation with a friend or partner while using Skype.

2. The stimulation or manipulation of one's own or another's genitals, especially to orgasm, while Skyping.

3. Sexual self-stimulation with the visual assistance of an online partner via Skype.
I was feeling horny, so I got online with my Skyperbation partner to help me out.
Skyperbation helps keep long-distance relationships sexually healthy.
He is a Skyperbation addict and may be in need of a 12-step program to help control his Skyperbating.
Skyperbation takes (personal) relationships to a whole new level.
Skyperbation satisfies the voyeur in us.
Skyperbation by Luv2Tvl May 18, 2011

Skypegoating 

Skypegoating is the act of using Skype as a Scapegoat

E.g. Blaming Skype's many shortcomings for one's own inability to communicate and/or be a smartarse.
Example (when in a Skype conversation):

Elliott: Did you just call that knife a fork?

Stacey: No. It must've been Skype fucking up what I said

Elliott: So, Skype made 'knife' sound like 'fork'?

Stacey: Yeah, pretty much

Elliott: Quit your Skypegoating Annabelle, go make me a steak. Some chikkin' fried sunnuvabitch!