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Skyperbating 

A pastime enjoyed by adventure-seeking cheating wives.
"Little did I know that her late nights included Skyperbating strangers she met playing Backgammon"
Skyperbating by SF Sap September 26, 2017

Skypterbating 

masturibating while on skype
I walked in on my roomate Dylan B, skypterbating.
Skypterbating by Elliot S.. October 19, 2009

Skyperbation 

1. Mutual masturbation with a friend or partner while using Skype.

2. The stimulation or manipulation of one's own or another's genitals, especially to orgasm, while Skyping.

3. Sexual self-stimulation with the visual assistance of an online partner via Skype.
I was feeling horny, so I got online with my Skyperbation partner to help me out.
Skyperbation helps keep long-distance relationships sexually healthy.
He is a Skyperbation addict and may be in need of a 12-step program to help control his Skyperbating.
Skyperbation takes (personal) relationships to a whole new level.
Skyperbation satisfies the voyeur in us.
Skyperbation by Luv2Tvl May 18, 2011

Skypegoating 

Skypegoating is the act of using Skype as a Scapegoat

E.g. Blaming Skype's many shortcomings for one's own inability to communicate and/or be a smartarse.
Example (when in a Skype conversation):

Elliott: Did you just call that knife a fork?

Stacey: No. It must've been Skype fucking up what I said

Elliott: So, Skype made 'knife' sound like 'fork'?

Stacey: Yeah, pretty much

Elliott: Quit your Skypegoating Annabelle, go make me a steak. Some chikkin' fried sunnuvabitch!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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