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A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.

People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.

Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.

I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.
sky can by ahpeeyem March 30, 2021
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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now 

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars 

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.

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🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.

can i have a sky 

Means: you have drink of something not touching your mouth but holding so you can get the liquid in the mouth
Hey can I have a sky of your water
can i have a sky by Imamaster101 February 4, 2018

my horn can pierce the sky 

Princess Unicorn's catchphrase
Season: 5 Episode:11
This year its a doll-half girl half unicorn. Catchphrase:my horn can pierce the sky

Chinese Sky Candy 

There's enough chinese sky candy here to put both you away for a long while
Chinese Sky Candy by Canlo1 October 9, 2011

chinese sky candy 

Hey any of you guys know where I can score some chinese sky candy?
chinese sky candy by Team JPD March 26, 2003
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