skweef 

Stands for Super-Killer-Weed-Keef

Dude, all I got is this half a bowl of Mids, you got any skweef to throw on top of it?

skweef by Sean Bernhardt April 21, 2008

Skweed 

The southern hick term for weed.

This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.

Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?

Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?

Skweed by A sad rural tennessee resident October 13, 2017

Skweezy Jibbs 

An internet comedian sensation.

YO I JUST PEEPED DAT NEW SKWEEZY JIBBS VIDEO AND IT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS DAWG!

Skweezy Jibbs by TrafficpIlla January 27, 2010

Shweef 

The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.

"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."

Shweef by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021

Skeefer 

Rust belt dirt bag. Buys USA gold menthols with his mom's silver dollar collection and dumps his ashtray on the ground at convenient store parking lot. Buys scratch off lottery tickets. Drinks any Ice beer on sale. Mid 30s, alone at the strip club near the woods. Dies drunk on a motorcycle on a double yellow road.

That skeefer with the yellow tooth just stormed off because the price of skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.

Skeefer by moosiclogic September 15, 2009

skweep 

To get hit so hard you get knocked out and while you are getting knocked out you make an odd noise.
also used in place of "burn" as in "oh! you just got burned! you ain't got no come back for a skweep like that!"

"hey man, better shut up or I'll have to skweep you"

skweep by tha guy wit da game May 27, 2014

shweef 

when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky

girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?

girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef

shweef by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023