skweef

Stands for Super-Killer-Weed-Keef

Dude, all I got is this half a bowl of Mids, you got any skweef to throw on top of it?

by Sean Bernhardt April 21, 2008

Skweed

The southern hick term for weed.

This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.

Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?

Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?

by A sad rural tennessee resident October 13, 2017

Skweezy Jibbs

An internet comedian sensation.

YO I JUST PEEPED DAT NEW SKWEEZY JIBBS VIDEO AND IT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS DAWG!

by TrafficpIlla January 27, 2010

Shweef

The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.

"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."

by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021

Skeefer

Rust belt dirt bag. Buys USA gold menthols with his mom's silver dollar collection and dumps his ashtray on the ground at convenient store parking lot. Buys scratch off lottery tickets. Drinks any Ice beer on sale. Mid 30s, alone at the strip club near the woods. Dies drunk on a motorcycle on a double yellow road.

That skeefer with the yellow tooth just stormed off because the price of skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.

by moosiclogic September 15, 2009

skweep

To get hit so hard you get knocked out and while you are getting knocked out you make an odd noise.
also used in place of "burn" as in "oh! you just got burned! you ain't got no come back for a skweep like that!"

"hey man, better shut up or I'll have to skweep you"

by tha guy wit da game May 27, 2014

shweef

when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky

girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?

girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef

by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023