skunty monkey
A sexual position when the male hangs from the ceiling and throws the feces of the female on her tum tum.
skunty monkey by stevensunrise August 9, 2020
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Skunky Monkey
Skunky Monkey by skunkeyfan November 28, 2016
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Skunky Monkey
When a man has HIV and hires a prostitute to have sex with him. He ejaculates in her throat giving her the virus. Then after having sex he pays the women and then gives her a one dollar bill with a note on it saying to go get tested because he has HIV. Usually the man is on the verge of AIDs.
Dude I fucked with this prostitute so bad last night.
Really Nice
Yah I gave her a Skunky Monkey
No way
Yah
Ew, but nice
Really Nice
Yah I gave her a Skunky Monkey
No way
Yah
Ew, but nice
Skunky Monkey by Doopo December 29, 2013
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