That one aunty that you don't like.
She does be the first one to say tings like:
1) If someone sweeps your foot with a broom, you won’t get married.
2) If someone jumps over the outstretched feet of a growing child, he or she will stop growing.
3) If you
throw salt away anywhere except in water, you will pick it up with your eyes after you die.
4)
If you don't walk into
the house backwards, JUMBIE GOING TO FOLLOW YUH RASS INSIDE! DON'T BRING NO JUMBIE IN MI HOUSE!