That one aunty that you don't like.
She does be the first one to say tings like:
1) If someone sweeps your foot with a broom, you won’t get married.
2) If someone jumps over the outstretched feet of a growing child, he or she
will stop growing.
3) If you throw salt away anywhere except in
water, you
will pick it up with your eyes after you die.
4) If you don't walk into the house backwards, JUMBIE GOING TO FOLLOW YUH RASS INSIDE! DON'T BRING NO JUMBIE IN
MI HOUSE!