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skulltula 

Large spider from The Legend of Zelda which scares the shit out of me.
Skulltula: *pops out of nowhere*
Me: YAAAAAGHH!
skulltula by theforgottenspark December 13, 2006
Words you can keep

gold skulltula 

Annoying-ass spiders in the game, Zelda, that need to be found if you want prizes.
Kenny: Did you find all those gold skulltulas yet?
Jerry: Nah man, I've only found 25, and gone through each temple TWICE.
gold skulltula by turnip head December 23, 2008

skullptura 

A very good hacker. Known mostly by people who download torrents. Known mostly for very compact and quickly downloaded pre-cracked games.
I just downloaded Fallout.3.Full-Rip.Skullptura.rar in one hour and it works great!
skullptura by Beef555666 December 27, 2008

Skullclamp

A skullclamp is a fiercely painful erotic act in which one partner inserts his head into the urethra of the second parter (obviously male) and then has the second partner attempt to squeeze the first partner's temples with his penis while fingering the anus of the said first partner.
Dude, me and Zack tried the Skullclamp last night." "yeah, how'd it go?" "well, he'll be out of the hospital by noon tomorrow......
Skullclamp by Jefersonakl March 31, 2011

Skullular 

Do you like this skull picture?

Yea man, its totally skullular
Skullular by femalecats November 13, 2011
slang for a fat money stack or an item worth a lot of money
something valuable
"that car is worth a skulltala"
skulltala by lock dog September 6, 2008

Skullflame Shield

An excellent post 2.3 World of Warcraft Shockadin or Elemental Shaman shield which has procs that scale with +spell damage. This shield was target of a sociological experiment conducted by an Atreus guild member of the Arthas realm which resulted in the creation of a meme.
2001: A Skullflame Shield!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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