Skullclamp

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A skullclamp is a fiercely painful erotic act in which one partner inserts his head into the urethra of the second parter (obviously male) and then has the second partner attempt to squeeze the first partner's temples with his penis while fingering the anus of the said first partner.

Dude, me and Zack tried the Skullclamp last night." "yeah, how'd it go?" "well, he'll be out of the hospital by noon tomorrow......

Skullclamp by Jefersonakl March 31, 2011

Words you can keep

skullcapped

When one gets a headshot with a high caliber weapon in reference to the fact that the victim’s skull would have it’s top blown off.

Aww man, I got skullcapped by that sniper in the bushes

JFK got skullcapped from the Texas Schoolbook Depository

skullcapped by Grap3Ape August 3, 2020

Related Words

Skullclamp • skull cramp • skullcapped • Skullcapping • Skullflame Shield • skull cap • skull cape

Skullcapping

A sexual action, in which a part of a female's skull is removed, exposing the brain to open air. Then, a male places his genitals on the brain in a style often refered to as "teabagging". The action is highly discouraged as it usually results in death of the female.

Some old man was seen skullcapping Lindsey.

Skullcapping by Ryan,Brock and Justin May 8, 2008

Skullcap

A sexual position in which the receiver is lying down face up, the giver places his scrotum on the top of their head like a cap, with their penis going down over the nose, like the nose guard of a helmet, ending with the head in the receivers mouth.
Can also be done with the receiver sitting and the giver standing/squatting above them.

Guy #1: dude when she laid down I so planted my junk on her head and gave her a nice sweaty skullcap!

Guy #2: Nice man! *offers hand for high five*

Skullcap by N-Tako April 28, 2009

Skullflame Shield

An excellent post 2.3 World of Warcraft Shockadin or Elemental Shaman shield which has procs that scale with +spell damage. This shield was target of a sociological experiment conducted by an Atreus guild member of the Arthas realm which resulted in the creation of a meme.

2001: A Skullflame Shield!

Skullflame Shield by A. Concerned Citizen January 4, 2008

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026