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Shrunking 

Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.
(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!

What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!
Shrunking by Kat 6 August 5, 2009

skunking 

The act of running up to someone, turning your ass toward them, and releasing toxic colon fumes on them then running away. Similar to cropdusting but premeditated and designed for individual encounters. The attacker is known as the skunker and the victim is the skunkee.
Timmy had eaten burritos and eggs earlier in the day and saw his ex girlfriend who cheated on him. Timmy ran up to her said, "hi I have a present for you" dropped his ass and then ran away laughing leaving his ex to suffer. Mission complete successful skunking.
skunking by ddrlegend August 9, 2010
To be "Flabby", "Squidgy" and slightly "Stinky" whilst simultaneously being quite damned gorgeous in a "Midgety" kind of way. This often refers to small Grand-daughters who are quite wobbly like a portly bum cheek that has been recently flicked and is in partial resonation.
Wow! Lumpy McLumperton is looking extraordinarily skrunkie today!

Skrunting 

when a male and female are having bum sex and the man pulls out to swap to the vagina but 'accidentaly' he misses and sends his jism up the girls chest. as the girl stands up in shock the male 'accidentaly' head butts her in the back of the head.
Male. "sorry about the skrunting last night i swear it was an accident"

Female. "yeah just like it was a accident the other ten times"
Skrunting by Rolphy March 5, 2009

SKUNKING 

When you getting head, and just as you are about to shoot your load, you pull out and shoot down the center of her head, making her look like a skunk.
she needed hair conditioner so i skunked her
SKUNKING by STEVE March 25, 2004

skunking 

During the sexual act of oral sex one or both participants expell gas ("fart").
Diana was unaware that Shawna was into skunking until the vaporous odor was hinged at her nose.
skunking by run2themax November 25, 2009