STEVE's definitions

northern high school

Piece of shit school but hey, the students there rock, lots of parties..fine ass females..kick ass football and basketball team

this line always works for the ladies.."hi, i have an 8inch penis"

by Steve January 29, 2005

schwonk

colloq. A huge wad of man fat. A generous serving of gentleman's relish.

Oops- Sorry Janet- I appear to have got a swonk on your mother's curtains.

by Steve September 26, 2003

emo out

to sit and sulk about ones love life while cranking winey emo music.

Sarah stood up Steve, so Steve decided to go home and emo out.

by steve November 7, 2004

Cockin

The act or process of giving a woman your cock

Man I was putting the good cocking down on this gal after a party

by Steve January 5, 2004

A.D.I.D.A.S.

after dinner i did a shit

like i ate dinner then went & had a shit

by steve March 22, 2003

spread the frosting

Take a dump.

Ooh! That sausage biscuit have give me he urge to "spread the frosting".

by Steve July 22, 2003

guard pig

The large, unattractive female in the group that keeps guys away from the hot chicks.

Any time you have tried to score and her friend wouldn't let her go home with you. That was the act of a true GUARD PIG!!!

by Steve March 19, 2005