An overall loser who typically thinks he's good at games but really he sucks ass. A scrub lord usually thinks he's way cooler and way funnier than he is. (See scrub queen for female version)
Cole: alright guys get ready to get roasted
The rest of the group chat:*groans collectively*
Alex: Cole you are literally the dictionary definition of scrub lord
A girl who is always wrong but fully believes she’s right. She is a stupid dumb idiot who cheats to win games usually rigging games such as trivia crack to prove she’s smarter when in fact she is not. Has a delusional view of herself that’s she’s better than others
Gabby is a big timescrub lord when she makes fun of people for a low wordle score but than gets the exact same score
A Scrublord is a person that is extremely bad at a multiplayer game (e.g. Call of Duty: Black Ops 2). There hobbies might include raging at every death, blaming deaths on lag and greasy controllers, choking nuclears, and overall a dumbass.
Tyler: Hey guys, I'm ready to play league play!
Ian: Oh look, the Scrublord is here!
Tyler: GOD DAMN IT, I CHOKED THE VSAT BECAUSE OF THE LAG, MY CONTROLLER BEING GREASY, AND MY BROTHER JUMPED IN MY CHAIR!!! JFL:JKLJFKLJDKLFJKLDJFKDFNSDAKLNFSJFHSJDA!!!
Ian: Tyler, you don't have a kill and your host...
In online gaming a scrublord will tend to create their own "moral rules" by which they believe others should play. They will generally make judgement calls about other peoples sanity, mental health, life chances, family history and social connectedness based purely on how closely they adhere to these moral rules.
These rules are often formed under the guise of "honour" or "fair play". They also may include statements such as "I only play for fun" or "I don't care, it's just a game".
Mr Doodles: Hey there kiddo, want to have a honourable one versus one duel to see whom out of us in the finer gentleman?
Scrublord: Why yes, yes I do. May our duel be honourable!
100 of Mr Doodles friends jump out and tear the shit out of the Scrublord
Scrublord: WTF THIS IS NOT FAIR YOU HAVE NO HONOUR YOU MUST BE A 8 YEAR OLD KID WITH NO FRIENDS AND YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU THIS IS JUST A GAME I DON'T EVEN CARE AND I'M NOT EVEN CRYING IRL RIGHT NOW, HONESTLY, I'M NOT.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.