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Scrublord 

A Scrublord is a person that is extremely bad at a multiplayer game (e.g. Call of Duty: Black Ops 2). There hobbies might include raging at every death, blaming deaths on lag and greasy controllers, choking nuclears, and overall a dumbass.
Tyler: Hey guys, I'm ready to play league play!
Ian: Oh look, the Scrublord is here!

Tyler: GOD DAMN IT, I CHOKED THE VSAT BECAUSE OF THE LAG, MY CONTROLLER BEING GREASY, AND MY BROTHER JUMPED IN MY CHAIR!!! JFL:JKLJFKLJDKLFJKLDJFKDFNSDAKLNFSJFHSJDA!!!
Ian: Tyler, you don't have a kill and your host...
Scrublord by Speegie August 4, 2014
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Scrublord 

In online gaming a scrublord will tend to create their own "moral rules" by which they believe others should play. They will generally make judgement calls about other peoples sanity, mental health, life chances, family history and social connectedness based purely on how closely they adhere to these moral rules.
These rules are often formed under the guise of "honour" or "fair play". They also may include statements such as "I only play for fun" or "I don't care, it's just a game".
Mr Doodles: Hey there kiddo, want to have a honourable one versus one duel to see whom out of us in the finer gentleman?
Scrublord: Why yes, yes I do. May our duel be honourable!
100 of Mr Doodles friends jump out and tear the shit out of the Scrublord
Scrublord: WTF THIS IS NOT FAIR YOU HAVE NO HONOUR YOU MUST BE A 8 YEAR OLD KID WITH NO FRIENDS AND YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU THIS IS JUST A GAME I DON'T EVEN CARE AND I'M NOT EVEN CRYING IRL RIGHT NOW, HONESTLY, I'M NOT.
Scrublord by Warrio September 12, 2009

Scrublord 

A reference to Ross O'Donovan's threat to a hater
Hater: Ross is so fucking stupid, anyone else want to fucking kill him?
RubberNinja (Ross O'Donovan): Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped.
Scrublord by xmidnightwriterx August 7, 2016

Scrublord 

Scrublord. A scrub is a player who is extremely bad at a game on Console and PC. The term Scrublord is also used as a common insult amongst gamers in voice chat, commonly used by salty and toxic players.
Epicrainbowfart123: OMG titanicisthicc123 is such a Scrublord, he cant even throw the grenades and he almost cost me a kill.

Noobody1: I know right someone kick this Scrublord.
Scrublord by Epicnoober July 1, 2020

Cheeky Scrublord 

(Similar to "cheeky cunt") A person whom is extremely cheeky and is referred to by his elders as a "scrublord" because he smells bad. This term is commonly used in the channel trailer of "snipars" on YouTube.
Peace out, cheeky scrublords.

Scumlord 

someone who plays really bad and still wins because of his luck, but thinks he/she is actually good
"There are no tinted rocks here"-Scumlord

still 50 streak wins
Scumlord by EljovenAleman June 15, 2015

scrubzoid 

Worse than a scrub.
This scrubzoid is such a scrub that when he analyses his life he get rekt and his brain cells get rekt too.
scrubzoid by Lollygag (YouTube) December 11, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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