Skopic

Adjective. Appearing to be looking at a person from any angle.

Adam: "Dude, the Mona Lisa is looking at me..."

Zach: "ME TOO! But we're across the room from each other! How is this possible??"

Jang-a-lang: "That's called 'skopic,' my young friends."

by WEareSOhigh October 12, 2011

Skipicus

Lord of the Kangaroos, Forrest Gump of Staring. Master and commander of Sarapis, Pimp Daddy of Achaea.

In a feral rage, Skipicus stared at Sarapis' for 12 hours straight, sending the Creator crazy.

by Azzie June 3, 2005

Skepic

When somehting is "Sketchy" and "Epic" at the same time.

" MAN JASON VOORHEES IS SKEPIC!"

"HER ASS IS SKEPIC"

by the liam gallagher February 24, 2009

skypic

Having the ability to make Skype video conferences mentally with no computer necessary. However this does require an Skype username.

Hiker 1: I can't wait to video conference with my girlfriend so she can see these beautiful mountains

Hiker 2: How can you possibly do that. We have no phones, computers, or internet service

Hiker 1: Didn't you know that I'm a skypic? I can just do it from my mind.

by Nook Logan January 18, 2011

Conversation Stopic

Adj-
1) An awkward comment stopping the flow of conversation between a group or individual

2) A topic of conversation that receives no reaction from the attempted audience

Liz: he's the classiest redneck i know

Greg: yeah i bet he gives good foot massages

Liz: ...conversation stopic

by CdaleBeatsSP January 5, 2011

skopec

Skopec thinks he’s so cool but he’s just annoying. He hooks up with any girl willing to make out with him. Skopec has no shame even though everyone around him (not so) secretly hates him. His beard looks like pubes and he will stick his dick into anything and anyone. His face is often the start of conversations involving strange things such as space orgies. He’s a loner and a gamer that obsesses over his skill in video games even though he’s really fucking trash. His arrogance will make you want to rip off his dick and feed it to Cerberus as you push him into the River Styx.

Person 1: God, who’s that asshole hitting on your girlfriend? His face looks like a dick.

Person 2: That’s Skopec, he’s such a douche bag. I can’t wait to kick his ass after school today.

by Dragon June 26, 2018

skypicide pact

the promise between two or more friends or lovers to end a Skype call at the exact same instant.

often used by people in love who can't bear the thought of being the one who terminates the call, so they do it together.

"babe, i dont wanna be the one to hang up! Let's count to three and do it together, on three ok, its a skypicide pact between lovers."

by hortaxus laroux May 13, 2014