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The act of defecating onto a canvas for the sole purpose of creating artwork(s)
Rumor has it that Warhol has an entire sklief collection that was never released to the public. He thought the artwork was to shitty to catalog.
sklief by DieselBurner January 25, 2025
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sklief • skief • Sklifas • skieff • sklef • Sklier • SKlife • skliff • slief • splief
A joint rolled exclusively with tobacco and kief.

Like a spliff but with kief used instead of bud.
"Does anyone have some bud?"

"Nah, but I got some spliefs rolled up"
splief by OccupiedGarrett April 22, 2018
Coined by the late, great humourist and absurdist philosopher Sian Chipperfield, 'skief' has a plethora of meanings making it suitable for any and every occasion. It is a noun with which to describe a person, but declaring 'you skief!' could have many possible meanings, ranging from delight at a person's genius, disgust, congratulations or ironic mock hatred. It is the most wonderful and versatile word in the world, since it means whatever you want it to.
'You Skief!'
'You are such a skief...'
'you're just a skief. And a bit of a scraghead too.'
skief by A scraggly rat October 17, 2008
U'r incredible, Skieff!
skieff by Jus10credible January 14, 2020
erin stole money, and sleep around therefore she is a slief
slief by B_EAST November 20, 2011
When you cum blood, can only happen if you’re under 6 feet. Terrible condition. Looks kinda like fresh dairy milk, but with blood in there. Verb or Noun
Yo i skiefed on this chicks face it was so gross, shit looked like a hitchcock scene
Skief by fetzyboi May 7, 2021
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