Coined by the late, great humourist and absurdist philosopher Sian Chipperfield, 'skief' has a plethora of meanings making it suitable for any and every occasion. It is a noun with which to describe a person, but declaring 'you skief!' could have many possible meanings, ranging from delight at a person's genius, disgust, congratulations or ironic mock hatred. It is the most wonderful and versatile word in the world, since it means whatever you want it to.
'You Skief!'
'You are such a skief...'
'you're just a skief. And a bit of a scraghead too.'
When you cum blood, can only happen if you’re under 6 feet. Terriblecondition. Looks kinda like fresh dairy milk, but with blood in there. Verb or Noun