skief

Coined by the late, great humourist and absurdist philosopher Sian Chipperfield, 'skief' has a plethora of meanings making it suitable for any and every occasion. It is a noun with which to describe a person, but declaring 'you skief!' could have many possible meanings, ranging from delight at a person's genius, disgust, congratulations or ironic mock hatred. It is the most wonderful and versatile word in the world, since it means whatever you want it to.

'You Skief!'
'You are such a skief...'
'you're just a skief. And a bit of a scraghead too.'

by A scraggly rat August 26, 2008

skief

a dirty feral girl that is the citys bicycle shes a whore and she knows it, but it doesnt bother her because no matter if someone is calling her a slut or pretty, to her.. its still attention.

this word started in ipswich - QLD

"omg emma pearson is such a skief, she's been with half the town!"

by this.is.it.KID November 09, 2007

Skief

When you cum blood, can only happen if you’re under 6 feet. Terrible condition. Looks kinda like fresh dairy milk, but with blood in there. Verb or Noun

Yo i skiefed on this chicks face it was so gross, shit looked like a hitchcock scene

by fetzyboi May 07, 2021