1. The act of accidental, simultaneous urination and defecation resulting from a failed attempt at forceful flatulence.
2. When you try really hard to fart, but you accidentally poop and pee your pants
During my desperate attempt to fart on my fiance's Dad before the wedding, I got overzealous and shartinkled in my tuxedo. Hopefully, the two opposing smells will neutralize each other. Otherwise Steph will be pissed, that means I'm in deep shit!
A woman who has spent too much of her life being skanky, which in turn has caused her to look older than her actual age. This resultsin her being skrinkled.
My friend is dating this girl that's the same age as us. She's been with all his friends and looks super old. She's completley skrinkled!
Skrinkle. a creature created from an ink puddle that appears in the darkest of dark places at the randomest and worst timings, Skrinkles can stare at you and will get you if you look away.
Scott was skartickling his new comic when he was interrupted by a knock at the door. When he went back to skartickle he had totally forgottenthe flow of the story.