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skintoons 

Skintoons are tattoos. You know, cartoons on the skin. Cartoons used to be things people enjoyed and now they can enjoy them on strangers' flesh.
Penelope had two sleeves of skintoons. She was a real hard one and the stories on her arms were as entertaining as her inability to tolerate posers.
skintoons by von groovy September 24, 2021
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skintoneditis 

when your skin color is a different color skin (ex. very light blue, light green, even gray)
Are you sure she has Skintoneditis because she seems pretty pale to me.
skinton is a boy who owes everyone money and dosent pay it back
skinton you owe me and loads of other people money
skinton by MikeyWinton November 8, 2007

skinternship

An unpaid internship which involves sexual contact between the intern and coworkers or supervisors. Frequently found in the adult film and internet pornography industries, but increasingly in large companies and corporate culture. Promoted as a unique way to gain experience in the workplace.
CEO: "I think that we need to get more skinterns in the office. I need something to help me relax between meetings."
Secretary: "I'll have HR put up some discrete postings for a skinternship."

skintonitis 

The highly contagious mental disorder, causing the irrational belief that skin tone actually matters. The only known treatment is completely ignoring those afflicted until flare ups subside which is also the best way to avoid becoming infected. Pathogenic pathway: conversation. Never engage in conversation with those afflicted during flare ups, in fact, it is highly recommended to avoid all conversation with the afflicted until it is observed the disease is in remission
Skintonitis Symptoms: 1.Participation in any skin tone group such as the aryan brotherhood, laraza or naacp.
2. Regular use of the words black, brown, white and race in discussions about persons or groups of people.
skintonitis by Absolutely_nobody January 22, 2015

Skintoneded 

Skintoneded ass nigga
Skintoneded by Fuhckwitchoboy September 23, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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