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skintonitis 

The highly contagious mental disorder, causing the irrational belief that skin tone actually matters. The only known treatment is completely ignoring those afflicted until flare ups subside which is also the best way to avoid becoming infected. Pathogenic pathway: conversation. Never engage in conversation with those afflicted during flare ups, in fact, it is highly recommended to avoid all conversation with the afflicted until it is observed the disease is in remission
Skintonitis Symptoms: 1.Participation in any skin tone group such as the aryan brotherhood, laraza or naacp.
2. Regular use of the words black, brown, white and race in discussions about persons or groups of people.
skintonitis by Absolutely_nobody January 22, 2015
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skintitis 

An extremely severe condition resulting in complete loss of funds for those infected, if left untreated this can be fatal.

Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.

Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.

Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.

Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:

"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"

Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.
"Its only the 5th and hes scheming to get money already, the skintitis must be setting in early"
skintitis by Egon Moanay November 24, 2020
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skintoneditis 

when your skin color is a different color skin (ex. very light blue, light green, even gray)
Are you sure she has Skintoneditis because she seems pretty pale to me.

Swindonitis

Latest news: Swindonitis spread follows decline in condom use among youngsters
Swindonitis by Anonymous October 22, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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