skimpies

A Word Me And My Friends Use For short shorts and underwear and tight stuff. Shorts You Wear Under Your Skirt.

"you Got On Your Skimpies"

"Jesus Bri Your Down To Your Skimpies"

by Lil kim liz August 17, 2006

Skimpies

Bikini bar maids, who serve cold drinks and play skimpy games with patrons. Skimpies started off in Kalgoorlie Western Australia...

I love Fridays at my local when the Skimpies are on.

by Skimpies On Tour May 26, 2016

Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.

I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip

by Skimpies On Tour May 26, 2016

simpiest

when someone reaches peak-simp, they become the simpiest within a group of individuals

Kay: hey did you hear about KC?
Sam: Yeah, I heard she's the simpiest in the whole school.

by thoughtty August 4, 2020

Skippies

Skippies is a great tasting cheap way to get a whole party drunk.
What you need:

1 Gatorade Cooler
1 Bag Ice
1 Case of Cheap Beer
2 Containers Powder Lemonade Mix
1 Handle Strong Vodka

Mix the Beer and Vodka together in the cooler. Then add the lemonade mix until you reach desired flavor. Add the ice to the cooler to keep cool for a long night of partying.

The drink of choice on senior week is skippies.

by Tom Starrs July 7, 2008

skippies

Cheap, generic shoes. Frequently sold at K-Mart, Payless, etc.

My Nike Shox are totally busted, so I bought some skippies until I can save up for a new pair.

by PigpenJen July 11, 2006

skimies

Another name for small breasts, generally of the A-cup variety, to signify that smaller breasts have less fat, much like skim milk.

Did you sleep with Sarah last night?

Yeah, she's got a great ass, but she had some lil' ol' titties.

Did you get a squeeze on them skimies anyway?

Hell yeah.

by stopwhining July 4, 2010