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Of or pertaining to the feces that exists in the area of contact between underwear and anus that acts to unite them.
girl #1: Did you hump that guy last night?
girl #2: Fuck no. Dude had skidcro.
girl #1: He did what with the who now?
girl #2: Dude was all like, "Why don't you go ahead and make yourself all comfortable on the bed there while I unleash The Beast" and then when he pulled off his underwear all I heard was 'skthwip'.
girl #1: He farted?
girl #2: No.
girl #1: *gag*
skidcro by varicocele April 18, 2009
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Skigroes 

The African-American contingent that takes to the slopes to imbibe in either skiing or snowboarding.
I was recently in Aspen and the slopes were inundated with Skigroes attending the Brotherhood Ski Convention. They sure added much needed style to the slopes.
Skigroes by Frostyeti February 9, 2009

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle 

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9

skidsophrenia 

A hacking disorder in which a hacker hacks too "hard" leading into a breakdown in which his thoughts, emotions, and behavior go on a hacking frenzy.
"hey dudeeee... that guy I think has skidsophrenia.. such a skiddddd"
skidsophrenia by MCLegend May 13, 2014

skidaddle skidoodle 

YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLEEEEEE

*NFL music*
Good meme
skidaddle skidoodle by metalman2009 November 30, 2017

Skidmore Complex 

The Skidmore Complex is in effect when any of the following are true:

1) Unattractive men are able to freely and easily hook up with gorgeous, intelligent women.

2) Women are rejected by men who are less attractive than they are.

3) Those in attendance at a party are 30 women and two men.

4) All good looking college men are gay or taken (usually by a high school girlfriend).

5) Male Skidmore alumni are unable to attract women nearly as beautiful as the women they were able to in college.
The Skidmore Complex is most clearly observed at Skidmore College, but may occur at any small liberal arts college in which women outnumber men.