Skewered
Skewered by TSistgebestinthebusiness February 3, 2014
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skewered spider monkey
A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.
skewered spider monkey by adfsafewqg February 19, 2008
Skewered Ox
Sexual position in which two guys kneeling, facing each other, girl between them: one cock in mouth, and the other in the vag. The trick is, that the girl must be curled up in fetal position, and the two guys must hold her whole weight by the sheer force of their erected penis.
For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.
For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.
Skewered Ox by achaholic December 6, 2011
Sewered
Sewered by Dirtydan1516 May 16, 2018
skeered
"you actin' all skeered"
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