Skewered

Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.

"Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered."

by TSistgebestinthebusiness February 3, 2014

Skewered

When you fuck up someones shit

"Puts down mail flag on enemy's house"
You say "HA SKEWERED"

by Fagnig March 2, 2017

Skewered

a douchebag that lives on the internet, most notably the Sharethebrutality forum (stb) - lives on validating himself by being a cunt and claiming to be some kind of metal guru and being an uber elite "metalhead" douchebag.

Oh look, Skewered is being a transparent cunt again .. Let's laugh at him.

by Shitiot August 26, 2013

skewered spider monkey

A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.

Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though

by adfsafewqg February 19, 2008

Skewered Ox

Sexual position in which two guys kneeling, facing each other, girl between them: one cock in mouth, and the other in the vag. The trick is, that the girl must be curled up in fetal position, and the two guys must hold her whole weight by the sheer force of their erected penis.

For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.

Dude, Jim and I hooked up with that drunk girl last night and ran the skewered ox on her.

by achaholic December 6, 2011

Sewered

To metaphorically throw someone under the bus(screw them over).

Johnny sewered jessica with the divorce

by Dirtydan1516 May 16, 2018

skeered

aka. Scared.

To be afraid or terrified of something or someone.

"you actin' all skeered"

by whyt boy May 13, 2005