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sketchopia 

a kingdom made up of sketch bombs, it's always night time there . there is usually two sketchy queen b's, a flamboyant gay, a funny sketchy jester, and a peasant who the whole kingdom hates because he constantly ditches sketchopia.
i went into the land of sketchopia, it was really sketchy full of late night creepers.
it's so dark in sketchopia!
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Sketchpack 

A backpack used for holding all of your drug paraphernalia.
I carry all of my drugs in my sketchpack.
Sketchpack by Bozotheclown138 August 10, 2012

sketchopotamus 

1) A "sketchy" (creepy/shady) person who watches from a distance but scarcely moves, similar to how a hippopotamus peers out of the water with only it's eyes but remains still.

2) A not-so-subtle way of alluding to someone's sketchiness.
1) Jim- Anyone else notice the guy over there peering over his menu?

Sally- Yeah.

George - Yeah man, he's been doing that for like an hour. What a f***ing sketchopotamus.

2) Billy- I'm not so sure I trust that Frank guy you've been hanging around with, Lisa.

Lisa- What do you mean? He's a total sweetheart. Just yesterday, I ran into him at the supermarket and then AGAIN at the dry cleaner.

Billy- Let me just put it this way: if Frank had a favorite animal, it would be a sketchopotamus.
sketchopotamus by SirBeefcake August 10, 2010

Sketchial Needs

Sketchial Needs people are in everyones life, whether it be the ones wandering your school, inhabiting the local Tim Horton's for hours upon hours or in the mall doing something questionable.

Sketchial Needs is where they are NOT special needs, but just weird and sketchy, and do weird things that make you stop and think for a moment "maybe they ARE special needs". They lack any fashion sense. All ability to be cool, despite their fervent efforts and make fools out of themselves constantly. However there is no excuse for such a personality because they are completely able to fix themselves and become awesome.
The totally ballin Tim Horton's worker Tyler leans against the counter as someone with Sketchial Needs walks in.

"Oh great, heres Mrs. Sketchial Needs again" he says to Brittany.
She replies " ugh shes going to pretend to talk on her cellphone and write with 2 pens again!!"

sketchophrenia 

When a person takes drugs for a prolonged amount of time.
Wow, Leo's talking to himselfin the corner of the bar. Sketchophrenia has really gotten to him...
sketchophrenia by Judie May 13, 2005
One who is sketchy; An area where many sketchy people gather or are gathered in.
Man, that kid SketchyJesse is such a sketchpad.

I wouldn't go into that washroom if I were you dood, it's a real fucked ass sketchpad!
sketchpad by Codpiece July 28, 2003

sketchopotamus 

a descriptive term used to describe anything seemingly normal and safe but in actuality abnormal and unsafe.combination of two words. sketchy and hippopotamus. sketchy like an angry hippopotamus. whereas all hippos are graceful in the water but an angry hippo is a little sketchy.
i dont think i want to jump in the water, that seems pretty sketchopotamus.
sketchopotamus by billy bob f tard October 18, 2009
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