basically refers to one having a skeptical or disbelieving attitude towards an event or what someone says, often in a very indifferent/insensitive manner.
Megan: So guess what ?! i just won the lottery and i finally have enough to buy my mom that house she’s always wanted. how crazy is that ?!!
Jane: OMW !! that is super good news for you!! we should go out to celebrate!
Sophie: pshhht , as if.
Branden: yo, Sophie , dude. lose the fucken skeptitude . i thought you were her best friend ..
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'