skenson

The strongest sexiest human on the planet.

I was shaking in fear when I saw Skenson today

by Big-Chungus November 13, 2021

Swenson

People who came from Sweden with the original name of Svenson. Most Swenson's are extreamly stubberon (which can be a good or a bad thing), have a strong sence of right and wrong, and get really pissed off when you mess with the people the care about and or love. If you wish to be with a Swenson be prepared to deal with these things.

A man insulted the wife of a Swenson and therefore he was locked in the back of a moving van wrapped in shrink wrap for the remainder of the day.

by Amour2013 March 7, 2011

ryan swenson

young spiritual man full of bountiful knowledge, tends to like to make girls upset by saying things like "never-mind" in the middle of the conversation. for the most part though ryan in a good kid, he goes to church does his homework, takes girls to freee movies and still pulls off all A's and B's. He prides himself on the fact that he has never drank in his life.

That young man is such a ryan swenson!
He gets grades like a ryan swenson.

by lizzzzuuummmssss January 4, 2010

visiting Doc Swenson

euphemism for (usually male) masturbation

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

by stankfingas February 5, 2010

stensonize

In a business setting, to fill one's daily schedule with so many meetings that little or no time is left for any other activity whatsoever.

Examples of this occur frequently in software development companies, particularly those based in Southern Oregon.

"John, would you like to meet me at lunch at 1:00?"
Answer: "I wish I could, but my whole day is completely stensonized!"

by Mauzer January 6, 2010

Swensons

A way of saying something is lit

You tryna pull up to swensons

by Cfoy October 31, 2019

sketson

a very buff individual who has lots of intercourse

(name) is such a sketson, (they) go to the gym often and have relations with hot women.

by big_sketson April 27, 2021