skempt

Verb for cheap skate

That bitches is a skempt

by SMORKWORLD December 15, 2023

Skepticus Maximus

To be skeptical of something, to the maximum degree.

I am skepticus maximus of this chocolate milk.

by JuliaMarie July 25, 2010

Skelpt Arse

Colloquial Scottish for an ass that has been hit with either a hand or object.

A smacked fanny (US English)
A spanked bottom (UK English)

By the time I'm finished love making he's gonna have a skelpt arse.

by daveyutah February 6, 2013

skeptical hippo

A hippopotamus that sits in water while giving the observer a sideways, skeptical glance. Generally appears in motivational poster form whenever questionable facts are posted.

I'd try giving an example, but skeptical hippo would question the validity of it.

by Nunuv Yabizness April 26, 2011

skeptical

associated with doubting, not believing, not accepting

You should be skeptical of a fortune teller whose crystal ball has three finger holes in it.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Skeptipole

A feeling many strippers get when they are feeling skeptical about getting on the pole. Yet, everyone knows that in the end they will still grind the shit outta that pole.

Amber Flame: I know Stripping is my destiny, but i dont think i can do it.

Jasmine Ice: Bitch, dont be so Skeptipole.

by yeabuddy. December 2, 2011

seemptin

To get high or to be high.

Yo Jared we seemptin.
Yo,we seemptin 2nite?

by MCT July 15, 2006