Sempt

A perhaps only a Mansfieldian term for the past tense of the verb to seem.

It sempt to him that the fishfingers had always been smartprice.

Sempt by miffy42 April 7, 2009

Sempt

The past tense of "seem"

Even through the howling wind and crashing waves, it all sempt too quiet.

Sempt by ScrambledArmenianPedestrians November 5, 2020

Sempt

Past tense of seemed

At the time it sempt like a great idea.

Sempt by Shkeak November 4, 2019

September 17 

International NYC Day. 9/17 = Area code 917

“Do you know what day today is?”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”

September 17 by user1011001 October 17, 2022

Septeena

Septeena is a bitch who spies on people and can read minds and see you and know what you’re doing at any given time

Damn that septeena is a fucking bitch

Septeena by Simeon. September 20, 2021

September 14

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud

Ayyyy were you born on September 14, oh well then your a fucking prince/ princess

September 14 by UDIAFL October 28, 2019

September 25th 

The day amazingly gorgeous people are born. Some weirdos too, but mostly absolutely gorgeous super models.

“Yo dude, that girl was born on September 25th”
“Ah now it makes sense.”
“What makes sense?”
“Just fucking look at her.”

September 25th by Kid who cares October 18, 2019