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Skeletonese 

"I think this guy's speaking in Skeletonese or something."

skeletor 

A pile of bones who calls himself a man. Lies incessantly glorifying himself and his life to manipulate lonely desperate women for housing and money.
"Whoa, that skeletor looking dude is your mom's boyfriend?! I thought he was just a Halloween decoration!"
skeletor by righteousforme June 19, 2013

skeetress 

A modern day misstress. A woman enjoys getting skeeted on. Not your girlfriend but a girl who you can wield whenever you want.
"Hey I think that chick likes you Rox." "Yeah I dont think I wana date her but I'd defintly make her my skeetress"
skeetress by Bone Sabre January 14, 2008

St Skeletor's Day

Created by comedian Richard Herring, St Skeletor's Day falls on February 15th (the day after valentine's day) every year as a separate celebration for all the bitter lonely single people who didn't get cards the day before, or on any valentine's day ever.
Adam: Did you get any St Valentines Day cards?
Teela: No, I celebrate St Skeletor's day.
Adam: Did you get any St Skeletor's Day cards?
Teela: ...no.
Look at the Skeletoe on that crack whore....it looks like a couple of book ends
Skeletoe by JimLaps November 3, 2009

Skeletronism 

The one true religion, worshipping Skeletron from Terraria. You can challenge him by talking to the old man in the temple and our lord will smite you!
Person 1: are you religious

Person 2: I am, I worship the great Skeletron! I’m part of the religion of Skeletronism
Skeletronism by Frankel DDOS February 22, 2019