skeleslut

An extremely emaciated person resembling a skeleton who is also sexually promiscuous.

"Hey, did you see my new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah man, looks like you need to buy that bitch a hotdog cause she's a total skeleslut!"

"Damn Mischa Barton looks like a skeleslut in that tight ass dress."

"If it weren't for that ass, he'd totally be a skeleslut!"

skeleslut by jicknnil December 4, 2011

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Selfslut

A female chronic, compulsive masturbater.

She's a selfslut, that's 6 times today and she's just getting started.

Selfslut by JBIT March 2, 2008

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Skeleluge

Welcome to Skeleluge—a sledding experience like no other! This thrilling sport has taken the slopes by storm, pairing two participants who face opposite directions. One rider lies on top, looking ahead, while the other lies beneath, feet-first. It’s a unique twist on the classic "sixty-nine," but with snow and speed! For those seeking an adrenaline rush, clothing is optional, adding an extra layer of excitement to the experience. A helpful tip for heterosexual pairs: it's best for the woman to take the top position for optimal aerodynamics. Enjoy the ride!

"Hey Chris, do you want to skeleluge with me today? Sure, Dave, as long as I'm on the bottom this time. My large size is best for visibility and steering."

Skeleluge by Nacho Burris February 18, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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