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skeet beard

A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.
Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.
skeet beard by Max. L January 19, 2008

SKEET BEARD

Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.
"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".
SKEET BEARD by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009

Sweet as Bear Meat

Basically the term can be used as a filler for a dude that isn’t clear or upfront about his sexual orientation i.e. DJ Mister Cee!
Q: Say Jahmal I don’t know about Antoine do you think he’s?

A: Sweet (pause) Sweet as Bear Meat!!!
Sweet as Bear Meat by ML74 April 25, 2011

sweet like bear meat 

An expression of passive approval alluding to the alleged above-average sweet savor of bear flesh
Homey #1: "Hey main. They're givin' away Slurpees at the 7-11."
Homey #2: "Sweet like bear meat"
Homey #1: "Word"
sweet like bear meat by Andynator October 24, 2007

Sweet Beard

A terrible collection of what seems to be facial hair hanging off the face some poor misguided douche bag.
Sweet Beard by 4orty April 14, 2011

Skeetheart 

(noun) A negative term used to identify one who is involved in a strictly sexual relationship, synonymous with the colloquialism "Friend with Benefits."
I'm not dating Shauna. She's just my skeetheart.
Skeetheart by Choda Popinski September 7, 2010