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A female usualy with hoe-ish tendencies
Yo look at that skeeo with the fat ass
SKEEO by Mardi January 13, 2007
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A whore. Derived from the phrase "skeet skeet" and the word "hoe."

Gosh his ex is such a skeeo.
skeeo by Danielle&Amber December 28, 2007
Related Words
SkeeOpp skeeoch skeeoh skeeoo skeeoza skee-o skee Skeef Skeeb Skeed
A golddigger dat looks like a flawless dime piece, but really ain't got a dime.
Toast: Damn! shawty looks good.
Tyrone: Be careful, she a SKEEO
SKEEO by Tosin January 13, 2007
a skeeo shares many similarities with a pigeon, the difference being while a pigeon is much more physically disgusting, a skeeo is has a more annoying, bitchy, uncool personality
lil kim is a pigeon, ashanti is a skeeo
skeeo by kidzbop January 13, 2007
A female who looks as if she has money, has hoe tendencies but looks as if she has money.
its mad skeeos up in da club to night
skeeo by da kid killa January 13, 2007
The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.

Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.

Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.
Skeedo by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013

skeegress 

An Italian woman with the following traits:
-Bitchy
-Sadistic
-Double Crossing
-Loud
-Complaining
-Fake
-Harsh
-Cunt

-Derived from the term "Spaghetti Negress"

********* WARNING***********

Skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as fuck) So beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!

Alternative names:
- Guidette
- Hot Bitch
- Skiglet (Young Italian cunt)
-Melissa
"You've been hit by, you've struck by, a fucking skeegress"

"Your girlfriend is such a skeegress"

"Hey, your mom is a cunt...is she a skeegress"

"Dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress"
skeegress by Mast A. Swirl December 20, 2009
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