When one acts subordinate in knowledge whilst being under the influence of psychoactive drugs, typically tetrahydrocannabinol (THC); The subject is 'high', which gives reason to the use of sky, they are also unable to use commonly known knowledge at a proficient rate.
by Shamisen Blutoe February 19, 2019
Get the Skytard mug.A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.
Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?
Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
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The act of being under the influence or engaging in the consumption of any mind altering substance. These substances include beer, liquor, marijuana, and skynard juice.
by son of skynard February 26, 2009
Get the Skynard mug.A person who drinks soy "milk" and complains about the need for non dairy alternatives in an overly aggressive and somewhat retarded manner.
These people are often lactarded as well.
These people are often lactarded as well.
Dorm Resident: Hey Elaine! I picked up all supplies for dorm brunch tomorrow.
Elaine (Dorm Director): Great, but I see you didn't get non-dairy milk alternatives for the soytards in the building.
Elaine (Dorm Director): Great, but I see you didn't get non-dairy milk alternatives for the soytards in the building.
by Tanaka Mushi September 4, 2006
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Link can use a toilet and sleep. Best game ever.
Link can use a toilet and sleep. Best game ever.
by graandmamamama December 31, 2011
Get the Skyward Sword mug."Dude, Linda and I went sky diving, which frightens me greatly...so I took a skyturd in the air, when we were falling. The thing is...I had a whole in my suit, and when we landed my turd wasn't there...so I think I have some bad news for you...there's a small possibility that a huge turd fell through you wind shield.
by skyturd December 29, 2009
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