Skytard 

When one acts subordinate in knowledge whilst being under the influence of psychoactive drugs, typically tetrahydrocannabinol (THC); The subject is 'high', which gives reason to the use of sky, they are also unable to use commonly known knowledge at a proficient rate.

Jennifer Aniston sure is a skytard when she's high!

Skytard by Shamisen Blutoe February 19, 2019

skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

Skynard 

The act of being under the influence or engaging in the consumption of any mind altering substance. These substances include beer, liquor, marijuana, and skynard juice.

Holy shit I am so skynard right now...

Skynard by son of skynard February 26, 2009

soytard

A person who drinks soy "milk" and complains about the need for non dairy alternatives in an overly aggressive and somewhat retarded manner.

These people are often lactarded as well.

Dorm Resident: Hey Elaine! I picked up all supplies for dorm brunch tomorrow.

Elaine (Dorm Director): Great, but I see you didn't get non-dairy milk alternatives for the soytards in the building.

soytard by Tanaka Mushi September 4, 2006

Skyward Sword 

Latest installment to the Zelda franchise as of 2011, celebrating its 25th anniversary.

Link can use a toilet and sleep. Best game ever.

"Skyward Sword might be as good as Ocarina of Time."

Skyward Sword by graandmamamama December 31, 2011

skyturd 

Making a bowel movement do to fear of sky diving.

"Dude, Linda and I went sky diving, which frightens me greatly...so I took a skyturd in the air, when we were falling. The thing is...I had a whole in my suit, and when we landed my turd wasn't there...so I think I have some bad news for you...there's a small possibility that a huge turd fell through you wind shield.

skyturd by skyturd December 29, 2009

Lynard Skynard 

The greatest southern rock band ever, see also amazing

Lynard Skynard is the best band ever!

Lynard Skynard by John October 17, 2004