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When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.

Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.

skank blanket by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011

Words you can keep

stank blanket

Another name for the Dutch oven or covered wagon. Pulling the covers over your partner's head and farting, trapping him/her with the stank.

He gave me the stank blanket last night!

stank blanket by t-bone99 May 20, 2016

Related Words

skankblanket • stank blanket • spank-it blanket • skank • skank tank • skank ho • skank muffin • skank bank • skank hoe • skank banger

spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen

Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.

spank-it blanket by Muppetgirl June 3, 2014

Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.

I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.

Spank-it Blanket by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017

skankblanket

one who is skanky and throws themselves upon a person of the opposite sex

Did you see Adrienne getting all up on Henry last night? She practically laid on top of him. She is SUCH a skankblanket!

skankblanket by beimirbistduschön1989 March 21, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026