skank blanket 

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.

Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.

skank blanket by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011

stank blanket 

Another name for the Dutch oven or covered wagon. Pulling the covers over your partner's head and farting, trapping him/her with the stank.

He gave me the stank blanket last night!

stank blanket by t-bone99 May 20, 2016

spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen

Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.

spank-it blanket by Muppetgirl June 3, 2014

Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.

I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.

Spank-it Blanket by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017

skankblanket 

one who is skanky and throws themselves upon a person of the opposite sex

Did you see Adrienne getting all up on Henry last night? She practically laid on top of him. She is SUCH a skankblanket!

skankblanket by beimirbistduschön1989 March 21, 2009