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skank bag 

A woman really bad credit, bleach blonde hair, a fake bake sun tan which has added 15 years of wrinkles to her face, borderline anorexic who wears half-shirts that display her multiple c-sections, who has many kids from many men (usually the first one while she was still in high school), who shacks up with your buddy because he pays all of the bills and she won't let him out of her sight for fear he will find a better deal (any other chick with less kids, better credit). It seems like a good deal for your pal in the beginning because the baby's daddy's kept all the kids, but she then will lay claim to everything in your buddy's life: his house, his car, his golf vacations, his steak knives... etc.
My buddy is being used by that skank bag... She will probably get him to pay for her kids' college.
skank bag by Iowa October 14, 2006
Words you can keep

skunk bag 

A term used as a substitute for bitch. Usually referring to someone who has wronged or angered you. Common in shows like iCarly and Drake and Josh
That woman stole my husband. She is such a skunk bag!!
skunk bag by avidgamer4 April 1, 2009

Skank Bagger 

A cerial killer who chooses to kill skanks and only skanks
That guy was such a skank bagger, he killed 3 prostitutes.
Skank Bagger by GM47 November 27, 2010

Spank Bag/ Spank Box 

A collection of items, sold by Elle Legacy, used to achieve orgasm while masturbating or having sex. Includes but not limited to women's panties, dirty pictures, sex toys, lube
I just jerked off a huge load to Elle Legacy's Spank Bag/ Spank box.

Skank Bagget

The act of being a skank. When someone starts acting very slutty you refer to them as a "skank bagget" when cursing is not appropriate. It can also be used in place of any word that is in need of being offensive in an inappropriate place (church, funeral, family gathering, sports practice, graduation, professional luncheon. Also, around protective parents, teachers, officials, young children, grandparents, etc...)
Jill: "OH look cute boys."
Lynsey: "Hey boy's wanna come over later?"
Jill: "Stop being such a skank bagget!"
Skank Bagget by Laura Wagner January 13, 2009

skank bagel

an insult used to define a vagina that is as wide as a bagel due to taking too many cocks
i fucked this chick last night who had a skank bagel between the legs

skanky hoe bag 

a person who is lame wack an a nasty hoe.
that chick is such a skanky hoe bag!
skanky hoe bag by Audrey Sickles October 16, 2008
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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