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skankbagel 

A derisive term used to denote any kind of promiscuous, licentious, or philandering person. Historically, the word originated in reference to jewish females (hence the bagel stereotype), but the definition eventually expanded to include all people with slutty/skanky characteristics. The term is geographically associated with California's South Bay and is most frequently used among young diplomatic highschoolers participating in Model United Nations, gaining much notoriety as a term of endearment.
"Dude, did you hear about the time that skankbagel made out with another delegate during committee?"
"She was acting totally bagel when she kissed that random street performer."
skankbagel by sec gen April 13, 2008
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Skankadelic 

A crazy schizophrenic female who paints her face with bright colors, uses her lipstick to super enlarge her lips, puts green glitter eye shadow on one eye and blue glitter on the other, has one false eyelash falling off, the other is in her pocket, sports a sequined top small enough to fit a toddler, tears her fishnet hose, stumbles around on fuck me pumps three sizes too small, twirls around in catholic school girl skirt so short you can see her pussy and the whole back of her butt, clenches a cigarette between her rotting front teeth while attempting to straighten the falling ratty hot pink wig she put on backwards. She usually carries some sort of meth pipe, and wine in can, steals cigarette butts from your ashtray, smells like dirty panties, old sweat and stale perfume. She falls down a lot and falls suddenly asleep alot.
Are you really leaving with that skankadelic?
Skankadelic by Dragonlady58 December 4, 2020

skankarella 

A promiscuous or slutty individual who is trying very hard to be sexually attractive. It is usually said in terms of a girl, but can also be used for gay or metrosexual men.
A girl who wears Prada boots and makeup to go camping is most likely a skankarella!
skankarella by JoeYEAH May 11, 2007

skankbag 

Worse than a regular skank, a skankbag is a skank who has offended you personally with their skankyness.
That skankbag just hit me with the ball! I'll fuck her up!

skankadelic 

One that has too many kinds of skank going on. They are usually dizzying to look at.
That outfit Betty had on was skankadelic, I bet she got it out of a dumpster.
skankadelic by Mark K July 12, 2005

skankbag 

An derogatory reference to overpriced, designer hand bags, especially those made by Louis Vuitton and worn by Paris Hilton.
She's not nearly as sleazy as her skankbag would suggest.
skankbag by skankbagger March 28, 2011

skankbag 

a rediculously overpriced handbag (usually of the louis vuitton variety) bought solely because clueless whores will by anything the fashion industry says is in style and worn by an 'in-fashion' girl to demonstrate to all that she is indeed a whore/skank.

see also “Louis Vuitton Whores”
Derek: look at that louis vuitton whore with her skankbag

Dave: yeah, i'll bet a fiver that more than 78% of the items in there are vaginal wipes, condoms and cocaine related paraphernalia.

Derek: deal, u forgot the skanky face paint to hide her Skeletor like face - thats gotta be at least 36% of it.

Dave: ok, i'll go tip her over and we'll see.
skankbag by roamingandy March 30, 2011
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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