skankbagel

A derisive term used to denote any kind of promiscuous, licentious, or philandering person. Historically, the word originated in reference to jewish females (hence the bagel stereotype), but the definition eventually expanded to include all people with slutty/skanky characteristics. The term is geographically associated with California's South Bay and is most frequently used among young diplomatic highschoolers participating in Model United Nations, gaining much notoriety as a term of endearment.

"Dude, did you hear about the time that skankbagel made out with another delegate during committee?"
"She was acting totally bagel when she kissed that random street performer."

by sec gen April 13, 2008

Skankadelic

A crazy schizophrenic female who paints her face with bright colors, uses her lipstick to super enlarge her lips, puts green glitter eye shadow on one eye and blue glitter on the other, has one false eyelash falling off, the other is in her pocket, sports a sequined top small enough to fit a toddler, tears her fishnet hose, stumbles around on fuck me pumps three sizes too small, twirls around in catholic school girl skirt so short you can see her pussy and the whole back of her butt, clenches a cigarette between her rotting front teeth while attempting to straighten the falling ratty hot pink wig she put on backwards. She usually carries some sort of meth pipe, and wine in can, steals cigarette butts from your ashtray, smells like dirty panties, old sweat and stale perfume. She falls down a lot and falls suddenly asleep alot.

Are you really leaving with that skankadelic?

by Dragonlady58 December 4, 2020

skankarella

A promiscuous or slutty individual who is trying very hard to be sexually attractive. It is usually said in terms of a girl, but can also be used for gay or metrosexual men.

A girl who wears Prada boots and makeup to go camping is most likely a skankarella!

by JoeYEAH May 11, 2007

skankbag

Worse than a regular skank, a skankbag is a skank who has offended you personally with their skankyness.

That skankbag just hit me with the ball! I'll fuck her up!

by Your bald headed granny October 4, 2004

skankadelic

One that has too many kinds of skank going on. They are usually dizzying to look at.

That outfit Betty had on was skankadelic, I bet she got it out of a dumpster.

by Mark K July 12, 2005

skankbag

An derogatory reference to overpriced, designer hand bags, especially those made by Louis Vuitton and worn by Paris Hilton.

She's not nearly as sleazy as her skankbag would suggest.

by skankbagger March 28, 2011

skankbag

a rediculously overpriced handbag (usually of the louis vuitton variety) bought solely because clueless whores will by anything the fashion industry says is in style and worn by an 'in-fashion' girl to demonstrate to all that she is indeed a whore/skank.

see also “Louis Vuitton Whores”

Derek: look at that louis vuitton whore with her skankbag

Dave: yeah, i'll bet a fiver that more than 78% of the items in there are vaginal wipes, condoms and cocaine related paraphernalia.

Derek: deal, u forgot the skanky face paint to hide her Skeletor like face - thats gotta be at least 36% of it.

Dave: ok, i'll go tip her over and we'll see.

by roamingandy March 30, 2011