skalaxin 

When you take a lot of muscle relaxers and hang in the same spot for days on end.

He was so skalaxin he pissed himself on the couch.

skalaxin by AidanS May 30, 2006

Shalaxing 

A failed attempt of an infinitive verb used by parents (who think they are using the modern slang word "chillaxing") in order to appear "cool" and "with-it" to their teenage/young adult children.

"Are you guys planning on doing something 'cool' for spring break, or are you just planning on 'shalaxing'?

Shalaxing by aldous.h February 17, 2010

spalaxing 

going to the spa to relax in the sauna, steam room, whirlpool, get a massage, pedicure etc.

I spent the weekend spalaxing with my girlfriends, it was amazing.

spalaxing by dev526 September 3, 2010

Shalaxing 

Not taking care of business and don’t give a damn.

My coworkers been shalaxing during the Pandemic because no one has meet their deadlines.

Shalaxing by Ford-Davis October 16, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016